Angry EmotiSaucer Pilot

A whistle blower that claims to have worked at Area 51 says that the crashed UFO they have at there had a pilot, who is also there. This pilot supposedly still lives. He is an Emoticon. His craft is an EmotiSaucer. Area 51 developed a secret written language to refer to this pilot, using letters to make a crude likeness, such as :). Later the circle with expressions in it was created, fashioned after the Emoticon himself. Now we know where all of that came from; Outer Space! Mad Emoticons are out there!