Lil Johnny Jokes

[thelufias]

 

[thelufias]

One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life.

Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny.

Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening.

Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"

[thelufias]

Attending a wedding for the first time, Little Susie whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"

"Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life."

Little Susie thought about this for a moment, then said "So why is the groom wearing black?"

[deeleelaw57]

    I am glad Little Johnny is up on his anatomy.

[deeleelaw57]

My father told me a man should buy a black tuxedo for his wedding to signify giving up his freedom and so he has some thing to wear at his funeral if he gets caught not giving up that freedom.

[thelufias]

I was told the same thing LOLOLOLOL

[deeleelaw57]

My teacher said, "If you think about anything long enough, it gets easier."
I said, "I don't know about that Miss.
Last night I was thinking about you for a bit and it just got harder."

[Jherrith]

[thelufias]

 

[thelufias]

Little Susie comes home from school and tells her Mom that the boys were asking her to do cartwheels and said she was very good.

Mom said: "Don't do that again..... The boys only want to see your knickers!"

Susie said: "I know,  which is why I put them in my schoolbag!"