Fantasies Attic
Entertainment Room => JOKE OF THE DAY....NEW LOCATION => Topic started by: Jherrith on March 16, 2024, 07:48:24 PM
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My wife walked in the house, slammed her shit down and started ranting about everything imaginable. Our 9 year old daughter walks in and said," Who lit the fuse on your tampon?"
I had to step outside so I didn't get slapped for laughing
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:(ROFLMAO: :(ROFLMAO: :(ROFLMAO: :tearlaugh: :tearlaugh: :tearlaugh:
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:toast: :thumb_up: :tearlaugh:
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I walked past a homeless guy with a sign that read, "One day, this could be you." I put my money back in my pocket, just in case he's right.
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:toast:
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President Lincoln was approached by a woman after a political speech…
If you were my husband I would poison your tea.
Lincoln replied...if you were my wife I’ll gladly drink it.
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WHY NAGGING A MAN DOESN'T WORK.
What a Woman says:
"This place is a mess! C'mon,you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor and if we don't do laundry right now, you'll have no clothes to wear."
What a Man hears:
blah, blah,blah,blah,C'mon
blah, blah,blah,blah,You and I
blah,blah,blah,blah,ON the floor
bhah,blah,blah,blah, Right Now
blah,blah,blah,blah, NO CLOTHES.