Jokes Jokes Jokes

[Chiron]

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with three young mothers and their small children . . ."

                          

[Jherrith]

Exquisite

[Chiron]

They found a little hole in the wall of the women's soccer team changing rooms.

Policemen are looking into it now.

[Chiron]

A glass of Nutella has about 9870 calories.
But I don't care. I never eat the glass anyway.

[thelufias]

[thelufias]

A blind man enters a bar and find his way to a barstool.

After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet.

In a husky, deep voice,the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something.

The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I'm a 6' tall, 200 pound blonde with a black belt in karate.

What's more, the fella sitting next to me is blonde and he's a weightlifter. The woman to your right is a blonde, and she's a pro wrestler.

Think about it seriously, mister. You still wanna tell that blonde joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

[sidherose]

Good ones, all!! 

[Chiron]

"Our restaurant's snails are world-famous."

"I know, one of them is just being serving me."

[Chiron]

The Queen takes the visiting Pope for a ride in a carriage through London.
Suddenly one of the horses farts very loudly.

"Oh, I am terribly sorry!", apologizes the Queen, deeply embarrassed.

"Oh don't worry Ma'am", reassures her the Pope, "hadn't you  said anything I would just think it was the horse!"

[sidherose]