TL's Taught of the Day~2022

[thelufias]

Life is uncertain. ~ Always eat dessert first.

[deeleelaw57]

I was told a meal should have a main course and two sides. My plate had three scopes of ice cream down the middle, the left side of an apple pie and the right side of a cherry pie and a good 

[Wizzard]

When watching where one is walking, looking at the feet results in bumping into everything, looking too far ahead results in falling into holes.
Not looking at all becomes problematic.
Cheers

[Jherrith]

In other words, apart from the known and the unknown, what else is there?

- Harold Pinter

[thelufias]

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

[deeleelaw57]

Now there is something, which on somedays we wish would implode.

[thelufias]

Very true at times....this being one of them :nopanic;

[Jherrith]

“The truth of a thing is the feel of it, not the think of it.”

-Stanley Kubrick

[thelufias]

Got into an argument with a neighbor the other day and I finally had to ask him.....

"Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?"

[Jherrith]

Good one