TL's Taught of the Day~2022

[deeleelaw57]

   Looks like the tiny Lilliputian :letusboogie:    found a Giant for a dance off.   Watch that two step.    

[thelufias]

My school colors were clear. We used to say, "I'm not naked, I'm in the band."

[deeleelaw57]

     I almost got arrested once but I told the officer it was my birthday and I was wearing my birthday suit. I then handed him my ID to prove it was in fact my birthday. If he had asked where I had kept the ID, I may still be in jail.   

[Jherrith]

“Whenever man comes up with a better mousetrap, nature immediately comes up with a better mouse.”

-James Carswell

[Jherrith]

 “Musical comedies aren’t written, they are re-written.”

-Stephen Sondheim

[Jherrith]

“I do not seek. I find.”

-Pablo Picasso

[thelufias]

Dear McDonalds....Thank you for not selling Hot Dogs.  I don't think I could order a McWiener with a straight face.

[thelufias]

I wonder if Chinese tourists get upset when they buy a souvenir from America and find out it was made in China.

[deeleelaw57]

Homoerectus is a species of the human, having upright stature but with a smaller brain.
Some say it is from a lack of blood to the brain at certain times.   

[thelufias]

LOL....Indeed....and it's at those moments when words come out with no thought put to them.... :nopanic;