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[Jherrith]

Not scandalously sheer enough ... good start though

[Scouseaphrenia]

Sheer...

[Jherrith]

And now you found the lady that is shy and all being coy ....  

Tis better so there is that

[Scouseaphrenia]

They do that when you jump out of the wardrobe and render them…

[Jherrith]

That explains it then

[Scouseaphrenia]

My friend knew the date of his death…

A judge told him!

[Scouseaphrenia]

Paddy McGinty climbed the ladder to the high board for his opening dive.  He stood at the end with a large fish under his arm.  Leaping up he levered his dive from the board into two perfect somersaults and entered the water with barely a splash. Climbing out, the judges had to ask what sort of dive that was.

“Double forward roll with pike your honours.”

[Scouseaphrenia]

Man walks into a bar and orders a pint. Drinks it down in one and then does three consecutive backflips and leaves. The barman says, did you see what he just did? Yes,  said a customer… he didn’t pay for his beer…

[Scouseaphrenia]

Skinhead goes for a job and they tell him he has to fill in a questionnaire…

So he went outside and beat up the doorman…

[thelufias]

  Now those were pretty darn funny....Guess I better put a couple up....

Let me see now....what do I want to put up:

A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they drew.

She would occasionally walk around to see each child's artwork.

As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

The girl replied, "I am drawing God."

The teacher paused and said, "but no one knows what God looks like."

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing the girl replied, "They will in a minute."