Lil Johnny Jokes

[thelufias]

Teacher: "Little Johnny, give me a sentence using the word, 'geometry.'"
Little Johnny: "A little acorn grew and grew until it finally awoke one day and said, 'Gee, I'm a tree.'"

[deeleelaw57]

Lesson learned, if I thought like that in school I would never got beaten up for being a nerd.

[thelufias]

You and me both LOLOLOL

[deeleelaw57]

"What would you like for your birthday?" asked Little Johnny's dad.
"Tampons!" boomed Little Johnny.
Johnny's dad was shocked!
"Tampons? What could you possibly need tampons for?!"
"Well..." began Johnny, "I saw an ad on TV that said with a tampon, I'll be able to go cycling, swimming, and even skiing!"

[deeleelaw57]

Little Johnny's newborn baby sister just wouldn't stop crying one day.
Annoyed, Little Johnny asked his mom where they had got her from.
"From Heaven," replied his mom.
"Well, I can see why they threw her out!"

[Jherrith]

For sure

[deeleelaw57]

One morning, a firefighter came to Little Johnny's classroom to give a safety presentation.
He held up a smoke alarm and asked the class if anyone knew what it was.
Little Johnny immediately raised his hand, and the firefighter called on him to answer.
"That's the bell that tells mom that supper is ready!"

[Jherrith]

[thelufias]

A third grade teacher always took role call each morning and had the pupils' answer by reciting a short poem.

The first kid sat in the first row was a teacher's pet.

He stood and said, "My name is Dan, and when I become a man, I would like to go to Japan if I can, and I think I can."

The next kid was a little girl who sat in the middle of the room.

She stood up and answered the roll call by stating, "My name is Suzy, and when I become a lady I would like to have a baby if I can, and I think I can."

The next on the list was Little Johnny, sitting in the back of the room.

He stood up and said, "My name is Johnny, and I don't give a damn about Japan but I would like to help Suzy in her plan if I can and I think I can!"

[Jherrith]