Author Topic: Jokes Jokes Jokes (Read 38399 times)

Twisted.Illusions · « **Reply #10 on:** February 04, 2018, 12:10:08 PM »

sidherose · « **Reply #11 on:** February 08, 2018, 07:16:17 PM »

Quote from: thelufias on January 10, 2018, 03:31:57 PM

I've got a kid in Africa that I feed, that I clothe, that I school, that I inoculate for 75 cents a day.

Which is practically nothing compared to what it cost to send her there.

sidherose · « **Reply #12 on:** February 08, 2018, 07:18:12 PM »

Quote from: thelufias on January 24, 2018, 01:25:09 PM

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.

She says hello.

He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.

So he says, "Do you know me?"

To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?"

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."

thelufias · « **Reply #13 on:** February 08, 2018, 08:29:32 PM »

Son - "Dad whats the difference between confident and confidential?"
Dad - "Hmm. You are my son. Of that I am confident. Your friend Timmy is also my son. That's confidential."

Chiron · « **Reply #14 on:** February 12, 2018, 04:29:02 AM »

I googled up "how to start a wildfire".

I got 19,600,000 matches.

Chiron · « **Reply #15 on:** February 12, 2018, 04:32:22 AM »

A recent scientific study showed that out of 1,746,542,816 people, 94% are too lazy to actually read that number.

Jherrith · « **Reply #16 on:** February 12, 2018, 05:19:22 AM »

Quote from: Chiron on February 12, 2018, 04:32:22 AM

A recent scientific study showed that out of 1,746,542,816 people, 94% are too lazy to actually read that number.

Must be something wrong with me I actually read the number took a try or two to get the right value but read it I did

Chiron · « **Reply #17 on:** February 12, 2018, 06:54:01 AM »

Quote from: Jherrith on February 12, 2018, 05:19:22 AM

Must be something wrong with me I actually read the number took a try or two to get the right value but read it I did

... and certainly wondered who could be wealthy and insane enough to fund a study on 1/4 of the overall world population...

sidherose · « **Reply #18 on:** February 12, 2018, 07:36:06 AM »

Quote from: Chiron on February 12, 2018, 06:54:01 AM

... and certainly wondered who could be wealthy and insane enough to fund a study on 1/4 of the overall world population...

Now, THAT is a far different sort of perspective.

J, you're OCD. That's why you read the number.

Jherrith · « **Reply #19 on:** February 12, 2018, 09:17:37 PM »

Although the sound you are hearing is no one disagreeing

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