Author Topic: Jokes Jokes Jokes (Read 38493 times)

Jherrith · « **Reply #190 on:** July 28, 2018, 04:34:24 PM »

My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.
I asked her, "Do you know him?"
"Yes," she sighed. "He's my old boyfriend ... I understand he started drinking right after we split up many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long"

Jherrith · « **Reply #191 on:** July 28, 2018, 04:44:17 PM »

History repeats itself, but each time the price goes up.

Jherrith · « **Reply #192 on:** July 28, 2018, 04:45:12 PM »

I'm not old ... I'm chronologically gifted!

Jherrith · « **Reply #193 on:** July 28, 2018, 04:46:13 PM »

Mistakes are proof you are trying.

And incompetent.

Jherrith · « **Reply #194 on:** July 28, 2018, 10:15:45 PM »

Dinner and bondage:

works for me

Chiron · « **Reply #195 on:** July 29, 2018, 08:42:54 AM »

Quote from: Jherrith on July 28, 2018, 04:30:45 PM

Bubble wrap is like catnip for people.

Damn true!!!
My personal record is 1.47 sec (before yielding and starting popping the bubbles one by one like crazy)

Chiron · « **Reply #196 on:** July 29, 2018, 08:45:17 AM »

Quote from: Jherrith on July 28, 2018, 04:46:13 PM

Mistakes are proof you are trying.

And incompetent.

Holy Truth!

Chiron · « **Reply #197 on:** July 29, 2018, 08:49:00 AM »

Quote from: Jherrith on July 28, 2018, 04:44:17 PM

History repeats itself, but each time the price goes up.

... and we're f***ing close to the day it'll become unaffordable :sad:

Chiron · « **Reply #198 on:** July 29, 2018, 08:51:18 AM »

Quote from: Jherrith on July 28, 2018, 04:30:24 PM

I am not fat,
I'm just easy to see.

I don't have a filthy mouth,
I'm just easy to hear.

Chiron · « **Reply #199 on:** July 29, 2018, 08:54:18 AM »

What's the difference between a cat and a comma?

A cat has claws at the end of the paws.

A comma is a pause at the end of a clause.

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