TL's Taught Of The Day ~ 2023

[thelufias]

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.

[Jherrith]

“Pursue some path, however narrow and crooked, in which you can walk with love and reverence.”

-Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)

[thelufias]

Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts.

[Jherrith]

 “Those who understand only what can be explained understand very little.”

-Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach (1830-1916)

[thelufias]

Life is an echo.
What you send out, comes back.
What you sow, you reap.
What you give, you get.
What you see in others, exists in you.
Remember, life is an echo.
It always gets back to you.
So give goodness

[Jherrith]

“Much learning does not teach understanding.”

-Heraclitus (540?- 480?)

[thelufias]

Funny Advice From Children - Top 10

1) Never trust a dog to watch your food. - Patrick, 10.

2) Never tell your mom her diet's not working. - Michael, 14.

3)Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to. - Emily, 10.

4)When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. - Taylia, 11.

5)Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment. - Traci, 14.

6)Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time. - Kyoyo, 9.

7)Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. - Lauren, 9.

8)Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. - Joel, 10.

9)When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone. - Alyesha, 13.

10)Never try to baptize a cat. - Eileen, 8.

[sanbie]

Just seen this TL...they all made me smile

[thelufias]

More to come.....every once in a while I throw in a serious one just for kicks...but I enjoy the funny ones best...

[thelufias]

Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn't have anything to do with it.