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Entertainment Room => JOKE OF THE DAY....NEW LOCATION => Topic started by: Jherrith on March 16, 2024, 07:48:24 PM

Title: Oops
Post by: Jherrith on March 16, 2024, 07:48:24 PM

My wife walked in the house, slammed her shit down and started ranting about everything imaginable. Our 9 year old daughter walks in and said," Who lit the fuse on your tampon?"


I had to step outside so I didn't get slapped for laughing

Title: Re: Oops
Post by: sanbie on March 17, 2024, 07:12:41 AM

 :(ROFLMAO: :(ROFLMAO: :(ROFLMAO: :tearlaugh: :tearlaugh: :tearlaugh:

Title: Re: Oops
Post by: thelufias on March 17, 2024, 09:27:37 AM

 :toast:  :thumb_up: :tearlaugh:

Title: Re: Oops
Post by: thelufias on March 17, 2024, 09:31:14 AM

I walked past a homeless guy with a sign that read, "One day, this could be you." I put my money back in my pocket, just in case he's right.

Title: Re: Oops
Post by: Lienchen on March 18, 2024, 01:51:50 AM

 :toast:

Title: Re: Oops
Post by: thelufias on March 18, 2024, 07:54:58 AM

President Lincoln was approached by a woman after a political speech…

If you were my husband I would poison your tea.

Lincoln replied...if you were my wife I’ll gladly drink it.

Title: Re: Oops
Post by: thelufias on March 31, 2024, 08:37:08 AM

WHY NAGGING A MAN DOESN'T WORK.

What a Woman says:

"This place is a mess! C'mon,you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor and if we don't do laundry right now, you'll have no clothes to wear."

What a Man hears:

blah, blah,blah,blah,C'mon
blah, blah,blah,blah,You and I
blah,blah,blah,blah,ON the floor
bhah,blah,blah,blah, Right Now
blah,blah,blah,blah, NO CLOTHES.