Jokes Jokes Jokes

[Chiron]

And why complicate our lives with so much useless math?

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[Jherrith]

[ali_sen]

This won me a joke contest when I was a kid:


What did the chick say when it saw an orange in the nest?
"Look at the orange mama laid!"


:D

Been teaching my son some jokes, he's in that stage where he finds EVERYTHING hilarious (The other day i mixed up my words and said "I need to wash the door to close my face" (I need to close the door to wash my face, because my cat always jumps into the sink when I'm washing my face and tries to play in the water and make a mess) and my son laughed for almost an hour..... :P Watching HIM laugh was way funnier than what i said!

 

[Jherrith]

[thelufias]

Cute one Ali.....

[thelufias]

An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down.

An Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town.

She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a whoop so loud that it would echo from the surrounding hills.

When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, yelled one final, "Yahoo!" and rode off.

"What did you do to get that Indian so excited?" asked the service station attendant.

"Nothing," shrugged the woman, "I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and held onto his saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off."

"Lady," the attendant said, "Indians ride bareback..."

[sidherose]

[thelufias]

I wonder if that is why Tonto was always smiling when the Lone Ranger had to hitch a ride?????

[sidherose]

Oh, now that's a bit weird. The Lone Ranger should know better.

[sidherose]

Considering the image I put up today it's all weird.