Jokes Jokes Jokes

[Jherrith]

[Chiron]

The wild joys of life...

"Hey dad how was your weekend?"

"Light, dark, light, dark, Monday."

[Chiron]

My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.

[sidherose]

 

My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.

  Thanks for the laughs, Chiron

[Chiron]

A boy sitting on a bus is eating with gusto one piece of chocolate after the other.

The man sitting next to him shakes his head:
"Tsk tsk... eating so much chocolate isn't very healthy for you, boy!"

The boy rolls his eyes and mutters:
"My grandpa lived to be 108, you know."

"And you think that's because he ate lots of chocolate?"

"No, because he minded his own business."

[Chiron]

  Thanks for the laughs, Chiron

Any time, Sidherose! :winks:

[Chiron]

love that last one 

Me too, Hedd! :winks:

You know, when I was a little boy just anyone past puberty was feeling the duty to teach and educate me... quite often by means of endless blatantly wrong explanations taught with benevolent patience and condescension.
That way I learned never to believe an adult unless they could prove it - a golden tenet that still holds today

[Chiron]

A bacon sandwich walks into a bar and orders a whisky.

"Sorry," growls the bartender, "we don't serve food here."

[Chiron]

try uni @ 40 with a 20 year old professor
checked the bag twice a day to see if they had dropped [ MINE not his  ]

Same here, Hedd, for so many long years! That definitely doesn't depend on the prof's age... 

yeah started typing a joke ............then the censor kicked in 

Why don't you kick the censor in [there] and write it all the same?

[thelufias]

Now see....all the chuckles in here have me chuckling....and no "J"....I didn't even look at that long number...  I have enough problems keeping track of my age