Lil Johnny Jokes

[deeleelaw57]

   It is so cool when the gals out smart the guys,    :omg:  poor mom.

[thelufias]

I wish the girls I asked to do cartwheels when I was younger were that smart LOLOLOL

[thelufias]

Little Johnnie and Lil' Susie, each ten years old, decided to get married. So Johnnie went to Susie's dad to ask for her hand in marriage.

"Where will you live?" asked Susie's dad, thinking this is cute.

"Well," said Johnnie, "I figured I could just move into Susie's room. It's plenty big for both of us."

"And how will you live?"

"I get $5 a week allowance and Susie gets $5 a week allowance. That should be enough," Johnnie replied confidently.

Getting exasperated since Johnnie seemed to know all the answers, Susie's dad asked, "And what if little ones come along before you're ready?"

"Well," said Johnnie, "we've been lucky so far"

[deeleelaw57]

    A smart dad knows when to leave it alone.

[deeleelaw57]

The teacher asked Johnny, "What is sex?"
Johnny stood up and said: "Sex is a temptation that cause a sensation where a boy sticks his location into a girls destination to increase the population of the next generation"
The teacher stared at him and fainted.

[thelufias]

   

[deeleelaw57]

Little Johnny's class were on an outing to their local police station where they saw pictures, of the ten most wanted men, tacked to a bulletin board.
On the way out of the police station Little Johnny said to the officer, "It was so nice of you to put my daddy's picture up there."

[deeleelaw57]

During a lesson little Johnny yawns extremely wide.
Teacher tries to make a joke: "Johnny, don't swallow me."
He replies: "Don't worry, teacher, I don't eat pork."

[thelufias]

Gotta love the first one....out of the mouth of babes......Bwaaaaahaaahaa

Both were 

[thelufias]

Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.

Little Johnny: Here it is!

Teacher: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?

Class: Little Johnny!