Lil Johnny Jokes

[thelufias]

Grandma and Grandpa are trying to console Susie, whose dog, Skipper, has died.

"You know," Grandma said, "it's not so bad.  Skipper's probably up in heaven right now, having a grand old time with God."

Susie stops crying and asks, "What would God want with a dead dog?"

[thelufias]

A teacher is in front of the class teaching word problems.

She asks little Susie,  "If you had 5 pets and someone wanted 3 of them, how many would you have?"

Susie: "5, I'm not going to give them away."

Teacher: "Alright, if you had 5 pets and someone forcibly took 3 of them, how many would you have?"

Susie: "5...and a dead body."

[deeleelaw57]

   and the teacher has been taught 

[deeleelaw57]

If little Susie teams up with little Johnny we could all get schooled

[thelufias]

Believe me...they have teamed up a time or two and chaos erupted throughout LOLOLOL

[thelufias]

Little Sally came home from school with a proud smile on her face and told her Mom,

"Franky Brown showed me his willy today."

Before her Mom could raise a concern sally said, "It reminded me of a peanut....."

With a secret smile Mom asked, "Was it really small ?"

Sally replied, "No... really salty!"

[deeleelaw57]

 :omg:



Little Johnny and his two friends are sitting on the front porch one day.
The first one says, "My Daddy is so cool he can eat four Burgers at one meal."
The second one says, "That's nothing.
My Daddy can eat six."
Little Johnny starts laughing and says, "My Daddy can eat light bulbs."
The other two boys tell Jonny that he is out of his mind.
They ask him why he thinks His daddy can eat light bulbs.
Little Johnny replies, "Last night I was passing my parents room and my Daddy said, 'Honey, turn out that light I want to eat that thing.'"

[thelufias]

Sound legitimate to me LOLOLOLOL

[deeleelaw57]

Little Johnny went to school one day and walked up to his beautiful teacher. He removed his hat and he was as bald as bald could be.The teacher was momentarily stunned by this and asked Johnny what happened to your hair. I shaved it all off he replied. Why asked the teacher. I heard my dad telling our neighbor that going bald was the best thing that ever happened to him. Young women loved and admired it. They said it looked as smooth as a newborn baby's bottom and felt so smooth as well. He said they could not get enough of caressing and kissing the baldness. The teacher reached over a stroked Johnny's head. Well I must admit it looks good and feels great She maessaged the scalp gently and gave him a kiss right in the middle. I must admit it feels really good she said softly I can't pull myself away.
At that moment Johnny took a step back and started to remove his pants, "want to see what else I shaved" he said in his youthful coy voice.

[thelufias]