Trust Us We Are News Anchors

As news anchors we are trustable since we honestly read everything off a teleprompter, without thinking about what we are reading. Faithfully we are here everyday, reading what ever they put in front of us. We do get paid handsomely for what we do, it is better than acting since we don't have to remember any lines or move about to much since the script, woops I mean the news is right in front of us to read. (This is a parody.)