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Re: Lil Johnny Jokes
« Reply #290 on: August 08, 2019, 08:51:56 AM »
Believe me...they have teamed up a time or two and chaos erupted throughout LOLOLOL
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Re: Lil Johnny Jokes
« Reply #291 on: October 21, 2019, 11:19:54 AM »
Little Sally came home from school with a proud smile on her face and told her Mom,

"Franky Brown showed me his willy today."

Before her Mom could raise a concern sally said, "It reminded me of a peanut....."

With a secret smile Mom asked, "Was it really small ?"

Sally replied, "No... really salty!"
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« Reply #292 on: October 21, 2019, 12:56:10 PM »
 :omg: :tearlaugh: :tearlaugh:



Little Johnny and his two friends are sitting on the front porch one day.
The first one says, "My Daddy is so cool he can eat four Burgers at one meal."
The second one says, "That's nothing.
My Daddy can eat six."
Little Johnny starts laughing and says, "My Daddy can eat light bulbs."
The other two boys tell Jonny that he is out of his mind.
They ask him why he thinks His daddy can eat light bulbs.
Little Johnny replies, "Last night I was passing my parents room and my Daddy said, 'Honey, turn out that light I want to eat that thing.'"

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« Reply #293 on: October 21, 2019, 01:20:05 PM »
Sound legitimate to me LOLOLOLOL
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« Reply #294 on: October 26, 2019, 02:05:05 PM »

Little Johnny went to school one day and walked up to his beautiful teacher. He removed his hat and he was as bald as bald could be.The teacher was momentarily stunned by this and asked Johnny what happened to your hair. I shaved it all off he replied. Why asked the teacher. I heard my dad telling our neighbor that going bald was the best thing that ever happened to him. Young women loved and admired it. They said it looked as smooth as a newborn baby's bottom and felt so smooth as well. He said they could not get enough of caressing and kissing the baldness. The teacher reached over a stroked Johnny's head. Well I must admit it looks good and feels great She maessaged the scalp gently and gave him a kiss right in the middle. I must admit it feels really good she said softly I can't pull myself away.
At that moment Johnny took a step back and started to remove his pants, "want to see what else I shaved" he said in his youthful coy voice.

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« Reply #295 on: October 26, 2019, 04:28:26 PM »
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« Reply #296 on: October 26, 2019, 05:34:16 PM »
10 year old Johnny's mother, who was a hard working single mom, had been promising for some time now to buy poor Johnny a bike.

Johnny, who loved his Momma dearly, hadn't made a big deal about it for a long time, but suddenly decided NOW was the right time to ask. So he rushes downstairs to tell his Momma that he wanted his bike and he wanted it now.

He gets downstairs, looks around, doesn't see his mother, so he rushes back upstairs, opens the door to his mother's room and stops dead in his tracks, 'cause there was his Momma, laying stark naked on her bed, rubbing herself all over repeating "Oh,I need a man, Ohhh I need a man."

Johnny, who was naturally a little stunned by the sight, backs quietly out the door and goes back to his room.

Well, a few days passes and Johnny works up the nerve to once again tell his Mother that he wants his bike and he wants it NOW.

So he rushes downstairs, doesn't see his mother, he rushes upstairs, opens Momma's door and there once again was his Mother, laying stark naked on the bed, Rubbing herself all over and repeating "Oh, I need a man. Ohhh,I need a man." Once again he backs out quietly.

Well, this time it took little Johnny a bit longer to muster up the nerve to demand his bike, but he finally does and rushes downstairs, No Momma, so he rushes upstairs, throws Momma's door open and there to his amazement was his Momma, lying stark naked on her bed, but this time she had a man on top of her.

Johnny backs out of the room, walks quietly down the hall to his room and sits on his bed.

He thinks about what he has just witnessed for a while and then, just like a bolt of lightning had struck, Johnny jumps up and screams "I GOT IT !!!!!!"

Johnny peels off all of his clothes, lies naked on his bed and started to rub all over himself repeating "Oh, I need a bike! Ohhhh I need a bike!"
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Re: Lil Johnny Jokes
« Reply #297 on: October 26, 2019, 05:54:29 PM »
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"But who is stronger, truly, I asked myself, he who continues to wound and bleed himself to please others, or he who refuses any longer to do so?"

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« Reply #298 on: October 26, 2019, 08:43:37 PM »
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I saw it coming and still spilled my coffee.

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« Reply #299 on: October 26, 2019, 08:46:05 PM »
At least I didn't spill my :sake:

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