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« Reply #240 on: March 06, 2019, 07:20:31 PM »

The teacher asked Johnny, "What is sex?"
Johnny stood up and said: "Sex is a temptation that cause a sensation where a boy sticks his location into a girls destination to increase the population of the next generation"
The teacher stared at him and fainted.

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« Reply #241 on: March 06, 2019, 07:57:43 PM »
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« Reply #242 on: March 07, 2019, 09:40:18 PM »

Little Johnny's class were on an outing to their local police station where they saw pictures, of the ten most wanted men, tacked to a bulletin board.
On the way out of the police station Little Johnny said to the officer, "It was so nice of you to put my daddy's picture up there."

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« Reply #243 on: March 08, 2019, 05:35:06 PM »

During a lesson little Johnny yawns extremely wide.
Teacher tries to make a joke: "Johnny, don't swallow me."
He replies: "Don't worry, teacher, I don't eat pork."

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« Reply #244 on: March 08, 2019, 08:36:04 PM »
Gotta love the first one....out of the mouth of babes......Bwaaaaahaaahaa

Both were  :toast:
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« Reply #245 on: March 08, 2019, 08:38:07 PM »
Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.

Little Johnny: Here it is!

Teacher: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?

Class: Little Johnny!
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« Reply #246 on: March 08, 2019, 09:00:17 PM »
 :thumb_up:  Got to love a well trained class.   :funny: 

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« Reply #247 on: March 11, 2019, 04:47:39 PM »

In the Sex Ed class the teacher says, "All right, class, I want you to go home and come back tomorrow with as many positions as you can think of for making sex."
The next day she says to Little Johnny in the back, "Well, John, how many positions did you come up with?"
Johnny says, "Seventy-three."
The teacher says, "Oh, my goodness...uh...very good, John, very good..."
She calls on Becky in the front and says, "All right, Becky, how about you?"
Becky says, "Gee, teacher, I only came up with one...where the guy just lays on top of the girl."
Johnny yells, "Seventy-four."

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« Reply #248 on: March 11, 2019, 09:29:00 PM »
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"But who is stronger, truly, I asked myself, he who continues to wound and bleed himself to please others, or he who refuses any longer to do so?"

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« Reply #249 on: March 13, 2019, 11:49:00 AM »
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