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« Reply #230 on: February 09, 2019, 06:33:27 PM »
My father told me a man should buy a black tuxedo for his wedding to signify giving up his freedom and so he has some thing to wear at his funeral if he gets caught not giving up that freedom.

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« Reply #231 on: February 10, 2019, 09:48:23 AM »
I was told the same thing LOLOLOLOL
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« Reply #232 on: March 05, 2019, 07:30:38 PM »

My teacher said, "If you think about anything long enough, it gets easier."
I said, "I don't know about that Miss.
Last night I was thinking about you for a bit and it just got harder."

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« Reply #233 on: March 06, 2019, 05:25:38 AM »
:tearlaugh: :pervy:
"But who is stronger, truly, I asked myself, he who continues to wound and bleed himself to please others, or he who refuses any longer to do so?"

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« Reply #234 on: March 06, 2019, 03:08:11 PM »
 :tearlaugh: :toast:
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« Reply #235 on: March 06, 2019, 03:16:59 PM »
Little Susie comes home from school and tells her Mom that the boys were asking her to do cartwheels and said she was very good.

Mom said: "Don't do that again..... The boys only want to see your knickers!"

Susie said: "I know,  which is why I put them in my schoolbag!"
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« Reply #236 on: March 06, 2019, 04:51:16 PM »
 :(ROFLMAO:  It is so cool when the gals out smart the guys,    :omg:  poor mom.

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« Reply #237 on: March 06, 2019, 06:06:20 PM »
I wish the girls I asked to do cartwheels when I was younger were that smart LOLOLOL
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« Reply #238 on: March 06, 2019, 06:12:47 PM »
Little Johnnie and Lil' Susie, each ten years old, decided to get married. So Johnnie went to Susie’s dad to ask for her hand in marriage.

“Where will you live?” asked Susie’s dad, thinking this is cute.

“Well,” said Johnnie, “I figured I could just move into Susie’s room. It’s plenty big for both of us.”

“And how will you live?”

“I get $5 a week allowance and Susie gets $5 a week allowance. That’s should be enough,” Johnnie replied confidently.

Getting exasperated since Johnnie seemed to know all the answers, Susie’s dad asked, “And what if little ones come along before you’re ready?”

“Well,” said Johnnie, “we’ve been lucky so far…”
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« Reply #239 on: March 06, 2019, 07:03:56 PM »
 :tearlaugh: :tearlaugh:  A smart dad knows when to leave it alone.

 

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