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Offline Jherrith

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Re: Jokes Jokes Jokes
« Reply #660 on: January 16, 2020, 09:13:38 PM »
The professor showed a large cage with a male rat in it.
The rat was in the middle of the cage.
Then, the professor kept a piece of cake on one side and kept a female rat on the other side.
The male rat ran towards the cake and ate it.
Then, the professor changed the cake and replaced it with some bread.
The male rat ran towards the bread.
This experiment went on with the professor changing the food every time.
And, every time, the male rat ran towards the food item and never towards the female rat.
Professor said: This experiment shows that food is the greatest strength and attraction.
Then, one of the students from the back rows said,
“Sir, why don’t you change the female rat? This one may be his wife!”
"But who is stronger, truly, I asked myself, he who continues to wound and bleed himself to please others, or he who refuses any longer to do so?"

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Re: Jokes Jokes Jokes
« Reply #661 on: January 17, 2020, 09:39:02 AM »
:o_go_on: it can't be that bad since you are her most favorite and repeat visitor.

Psst .... you are the one who leaves her gasping for breath in pleasure .... BTW

You and she must spend a lot of time trying to figure out whose who since you always have things confused....LOLOL.....

But perhaps she's finally decided messing with your mind is easier to do then messing with others :tearlaugh:

PS:  I'm her repeat avoider.....tsk tsk....after all of this time I would have thought you remembered that...she has


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Re: Jokes Jokes Jokes
« Reply #662 on: January 17, 2020, 09:47:42 AM »
:(ROFLMAO: :(ROFLMAO: :(ROFLMAO:  Some Great Jokes....My favorite is the Firefighters..... :(ROFLMAO:
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