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Fafnir

2024 Mar 28 06:20:23
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vash99

2024 Mar 27 10:19:38
yeah well at least the chemo my doctor suggested is a lot less harsh than when my mom had it
 

Radkres

2024 Mar 26 10:42:06
I Hope You Come up Negative on Cancer! Chemo is no Fun!  :3flower;
 

vash99

2024 Mar 26 10:14:09
i did the doctor was slightly concerned but its already fading i go back to work next week with limitations and a referral to an oncologist for blood work and possible chemo
 

thelufias

2024 Mar 26 12:06:16
Any bruising should be reported to your Doctor if you didn't know how it got there.
 

vash99

2024 Mar 23 11:02:10
i do im always walking around this part of town it helps but yesterday i saw a big bruise on my abdomen its already fading but it caught me off guard
 

Radkres

2024 Mar 22 12:27:16
Reminder Do Your Home Work Too! Do Not Be My Aunt Who Does nothing unless they are standing There!  :hug:
 

thelufias

2024 Mar 22 09:20:19
That's a good thing vash...they push you...but it's worth it in the end.
 

vash99

2024 Mar 21 09:34:30
im going to msc in olive branch this weekend for me its physical therapy
 

thelufias

2024 Mar 21 04:14:51
Snow Tomorrow....we shall see....if not....we won't see
 

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2024 Mar 19 09:59:20
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2024 Mar 19 05:36:57
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Pommerlis

2024 Mar 19 04:54:08
Renovating is hard work!
 

vash99

2024 Mar 18 09:45:35
the food is overseasoned and they wake u up every two hours to check vitals, blood test , give the occasional tylonol  i got more sleep in one night home last night than four days in the hospital lolon another note i found the fifth incision its a lot longer than the rest and it stings
 

thelufias

2024 Mar 18 10:49:35
I know what you mean Vash...They wake you up to give you a sleeping pill LOL

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Re: Lil Johnny Jokes
« Reply #230 on: March 06, 2019, 04:51:16 PM »
 :(ROFLMAO:  It is so cool when the gals out smart the guys,    :omg:  poor mom.

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Re: Lil Johnny Jokes
« Reply #231 on: March 06, 2019, 06:06:20 PM »
I wish the girls I asked to do cartwheels when I was younger were that smart LOLOLOL

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Re: Lil Johnny Jokes
« Reply #232 on: March 06, 2019, 06:12:47 PM »
Little Johnnie and Lil' Susie, each ten years old, decided to get married. So Johnnie went to Susie's dad to ask for her hand in marriage.

"Where will you live?" asked Susie's dad, thinking this is cute.

"Well," said Johnnie, "I figured I could just move into Susie's room. It's plenty big for both of us."

"And how will you live?"

"I get $5 a week allowance and Susie gets $5 a week allowance. That should be enough," Johnnie replied confidently.

Getting exasperated since Johnnie seemed to know all the answers, Susie's dad asked, "And what if little ones come along before you're ready?"

"Well," said Johnnie, "we've been lucky so far"

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Re: Lil Johnny Jokes
« Reply #233 on: March 06, 2019, 07:03:56 PM »
 :tearlaugh: :tearlaugh:  A smart dad knows when to leave it alone.

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Re: Lil Johnny Jokes
« Reply #234 on: March 06, 2019, 07:20:31 PM »

The teacher asked Johnny, "What is sex?"
Johnny stood up and said: "Sex is a temptation that cause a sensation where a boy sticks his location into a girls destination to increase the population of the next generation"
The teacher stared at him and fainted.

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Re: Lil Johnny Jokes
« Reply #235 on: March 06, 2019, 07:57:43 PM »
 :lostme: :thud:  :tearlaugh:

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« Reply #236 on: March 07, 2019, 09:40:18 PM »

Little Johnny's class were on an outing to their local police station where they saw pictures, of the ten most wanted men, tacked to a bulletin board.
On the way out of the police station Little Johnny said to the officer, "It was so nice of you to put my daddy's picture up there."

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« Reply #237 on: March 08, 2019, 05:35:06 PM »

During a lesson little Johnny yawns extremely wide.
Teacher tries to make a joke: "Johnny, don't swallow me."
He replies: "Don't worry, teacher, I don't eat pork."

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Re: Lil Johnny Jokes
« Reply #238 on: March 08, 2019, 08:36:04 PM »
Gotta love the first one....out of the mouth of babes......Bwaaaaahaaahaa

Both were  :toast:

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Re: Lil Johnny Jokes
« Reply #239 on: March 08, 2019, 08:38:07 PM »
Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.

Little Johnny: Here it is!

Teacher: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?

Class: Little Johnny!