Chat Room

What's Up


 

Fafnir

2024 Mar 28 06:20:23
 :easter5:
 

vash99

2024 Mar 27 10:19:38
yeah well at least the chemo my doctor suggested is a lot less harsh than when my mom had it
 

Radkres

2024 Mar 26 10:42:06
I Hope You Come up Negative on Cancer! Chemo is no Fun!  :3flower;
 

vash99

2024 Mar 26 10:14:09
i did the doctor was slightly concerned but its already fading i go back to work next week with limitations and a referral to an oncologist for blood work and possible chemo
 

thelufias

2024 Mar 26 12:06:16
Any bruising should be reported to your Doctor if you didn't know how it got there.
 

vash99

2024 Mar 23 11:02:10
i do im always walking around this part of town it helps but yesterday i saw a big bruise on my abdomen its already fading but it caught me off guard
 

Radkres

2024 Mar 22 12:27:16
Reminder Do Your Home Work Too! Do Not Be My Aunt Who Does nothing unless they are standing There!  :hug:
 

thelufias

2024 Mar 22 09:20:19
That's a good thing vash...they push you...but it's worth it in the end.
 

vash99

2024 Mar 21 09:34:30
im going to msc in olive branch this weekend for me its physical therapy
 

thelufias

2024 Mar 21 04:14:51
Snow Tomorrow....we shall see....if not....we won't see
 

vash99

2024 Mar 19 09:59:20
 :havesum:
 

Fafnir

2024 Mar 19 05:36:57
 :toast:
 

Pommerlis

2024 Mar 19 04:54:08
Renovating is hard work!
 

vash99

2024 Mar 18 09:45:35
the food is overseasoned and they wake u up every two hours to check vitals, blood test , give the occasional tylonol  i got more sleep in one night home last night than four days in the hospital lolon another note i found the fifth incision its a lot longer than the rest and it stings
 

thelufias

2024 Mar 18 10:49:35
I know what you mean Vash...They wake you up to give you a sleeping pill LOL

Attic Donations

Link to the thread


All donations are greatly needed, appreciated, and go to the Attic/Realms Server fees and upkeep


Thank you so much.

Vote for site! 2024

Vote for our site daily by CLICKING this image:




Then go here: to post your vote
Awards are emailed when goals are reached:
Platinum= 10,000 votes
Silver= 2,500 votes
Bronze= 1,000 votes
Pewter= 300 votes
Copper= 100 Votes



 

Featured Art

Weekly Winners


Click images to view


SAOTW



Das Mäuschen © Lienchen


*****


TOTW



Metallica / Lethal Injection (TGIF) © oldeekdog


*****


Monthly Contest Winner ~ February
~Space Fantasy~



1st Place:




R01 Nebula Patrol Flight by Agent0013


Weekly Winners Prizes


3 Items from Sponsors Showcase



1 prize from Fantasies Realm Market


 :grenade:

Change you look!





Members
  • Total Members: 244
  • Latest: Jammixx
Stats
  • Total Posts: 98813
  • Total Topics: 12309
  • Online Today: 1030
  • Online Ever: 3845
  • (September 15, 2023, 06:21:15 AM)
Users Online

Giveaway of the Day

Giveaway of the Day

Author Topic: Lil Johnny Jokes  (Read 15479 times)

0 Members and 3 Guests are viewing this topic.

Online thelufias

  • The Sane One
  • Administrator
  • Reckoning Force
  • ***************
  • Posts: 88977
  • Straight Jackets are FREE
    • The Fantasy Attic
Re: Lil Johnny Jokes
« Reply #160 on: October 04, 2018, 12:16:30 PM »
Teacher tells little Johnny off, "You know very well you can't sleep in my class, Johnny."

Johnny admits, "Yes, I know miss. But maybe, if you didn't speak quite so loud, I could."


Chiron

  • Guest
Re: Lil Johnny Jokes
« Reply #161 on: October 07, 2018, 04:41:52 AM »
Little Johnny's Christmas prayer:

"Dear God, this year please send some clothes for all those poor ladies in Daddy's computer,
 Amen."

Online thelufias

  • The Sane One
  • Administrator
  • Reckoning Force
  • ***************
  • Posts: 88977
  • Straight Jackets are FREE
    • The Fantasy Attic
Re: Lil Johnny Jokes
« Reply #162 on: October 07, 2018, 12:32:16 PM »
 :tearlaugh: :(ROFLMAO: :tearlaugh:

Offline deeleelaw57

  • Detective Dee
  • 1000 Grand Roller
  • ******
  • Posts: 1580
Re: Lil Johnny Jokes
« Reply #163 on: October 13, 2018, 09:48:33 PM »

A Concerned mother warns her little boy, "don't look at naked women or you'll turn to stone."
Johnny loved his mother, and as such decided not to look at naked women.
But one day johhny and his friend were walking along a beach, and saw a woman sunbathing naked.
Johnny remembered what his mother said, and turned and ran away from the woman.
his friend finally catches up to him and asks why he ran.
Johnny told his friend what his mother said, and then added, "and it must be true, because when i saw that woman I felt myself going rock hard in my trousers

Online thelufias

  • The Sane One
  • Administrator
  • Reckoning Force
  • ***************
  • Posts: 88977
  • Straight Jackets are FREE
    • The Fantasy Attic
Re: Lil Johnny Jokes
« Reply #164 on: October 14, 2018, 01:45:02 PM »
 :(ROFLMAO: :tearlaugh: :(ROFLMAO:

Online thelufias

  • The Sane One
  • Administrator
  • Reckoning Force
  • ***************
  • Posts: 88977
  • Straight Jackets are FREE
    • The Fantasy Attic
Re: Lil Johnny Jokes
« Reply #165 on: October 14, 2018, 02:06:49 PM »
Mother, "Johnny, if you keep being this naughty, you'll get kids who will be very naughty to you!"

Johnny, "Oh mom, you just betrayed yourself there, haven't you?"

Offline deeleelaw57

  • Detective Dee
  • 1000 Grand Roller
  • ******
  • Posts: 1580
Re: Lil Johnny Jokes
« Reply #166 on: October 14, 2018, 02:21:18 PM »
  :sure:   :thissmall:   :funny:

Chiron

  • Guest
Re: Lil Johnny Jokes
« Reply #167 on: October 15, 2018, 10:46:39 AM »
Too few children, the village school had to close down. So Little Johnny must go to school in the nearby town.
 
 On his first day he's looking through a book of animals with the teacher. He promptly identifies the most exotic ones - elephant, tiger, giraffe, penguin, even a koala.
 
 Then they come to the picture of a cow and Little Johnny looks a bit puzzled.
"Come on Johnny," says the teacher, "you live on a farm, you must know what this one is!"
 
 Little Johnny looks quite uncertain. He looks again, and again, and again, then eventually offers,

 "Uh, maybe Freisan cross Holstein?"

Offline deeleelaw57

  • Detective Dee
  • 1000 Grand Roller
  • ******
  • Posts: 1580
Re: Lil Johnny Jokes
« Reply #168 on: October 29, 2018, 05:50:30 PM »

A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, "Where is Jesus today?"
Steven raises his hand and says, "He's in Heaven."
Mary answers, "He's in my heart."
Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, "He's in our bathroom!"
The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows this.
"Well," Little Johnny says, "every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!'"

Online thelufias

  • The Sane One
  • Administrator
  • Reckoning Force
  • ***************
  • Posts: 88977
  • Straight Jackets are FREE
    • The Fantasy Attic
Re: Lil Johnny Jokes
« Reply #169 on: October 30, 2018, 02:02:40 PM »
LOLOL.....Good Ones......  :AEN:


 

participial