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vash99

2024 Mar 27 10:19:38
yeah well at least the chemo my doctor suggested is a lot less harsh than when my mom had it
 

Radkres

2024 Mar 26 10:42:06
I Hope You Come up Negative on Cancer! Chemo is no Fun!  :3flower;
 

vash99

2024 Mar 26 10:14:09
i did the doctor was slightly concerned but its already fading i go back to work next week with limitations and a referral to an oncologist for blood work and possible chemo
 

thelufias

2024 Mar 26 12:06:16
Any bruising should be reported to your Doctor if you didn't know how it got there.
 

vash99

2024 Mar 23 11:02:10
i do im always walking around this part of town it helps but yesterday i saw a big bruise on my abdomen its already fading but it caught me off guard
 

Radkres

2024 Mar 22 12:27:16
Reminder Do Your Home Work Too! Do Not Be My Aunt Who Does nothing unless they are standing There!  :hug:
 

thelufias

2024 Mar 22 09:20:19
That's a good thing vash...they push you...but it's worth it in the end.
 

vash99

2024 Mar 21 09:34:30
im going to msc in olive branch this weekend for me its physical therapy
 

thelufias

2024 Mar 21 04:14:51
Snow Tomorrow....we shall see....if not....we won't see
 

vash99

2024 Mar 19 09:59:20
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Fafnir

2024 Mar 19 05:36:57
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Pommerlis

2024 Mar 19 04:54:08
Renovating is hard work!
 

vash99

2024 Mar 18 09:45:35
the food is overseasoned and they wake u up every two hours to check vitals, blood test , give the occasional tylonol  i got more sleep in one night home last night than four days in the hospital lolon another note i found the fifth incision its a lot longer than the rest and it stings
 

thelufias

2024 Mar 18 10:49:35
I know what you mean Vash...They wake you up to give you a sleeping pill LOL
 

Radkres

2024 Mar 18 08:04:37
O.o Drugs? The Kind Nurse with Tentacles for Hair? Oh I Know The Food!  :toast:

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Re: Lil Johnny Jokes
« Reply #200 on: December 31, 2018, 06:16:58 PM »
Teacher: "Little Johnny, give me a sentence using the word, 'geometry.'"
Little Johnny: "A little acorn grew and grew until it finally awoke one day and said, 'Gee, I'm a tree.'"

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Re: Lil Johnny Jokes
« Reply #201 on: December 31, 2018, 06:20:11 PM »
Lesson learned, if I thought like that in school I would never got beaten up for being a nerd.

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Re: Lil Johnny Jokes
« Reply #202 on: December 31, 2018, 06:35:15 PM »
You and me both LOLOLOL

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Re: Lil Johnny Jokes
« Reply #203 on: January 16, 2019, 06:56:51 PM »

"What would you like for your birthday?" asked Little Johnny's dad.
"Tampons!" boomed Little Johnny.
Johnny's dad was shocked!
"Tampons? What could you possibly need tampons for?!"
"Well..." began Johnny, "I saw an ad on TV that said with a tampon, I'll be able to go cycling, swimming, and even skiing!"

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Re: Lil Johnny Jokes
« Reply #204 on: January 18, 2019, 05:26:24 PM »

Little Johnny's newborn baby sister just wouldn't stop crying one day.
Annoyed, Little Johnny asked his mom where they had got her from.
"From Heaven," replied his mom.
"Well, I can see why they threw her out!"

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Re: Lil Johnny Jokes
« Reply #205 on: January 18, 2019, 05:40:29 PM »
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Re: Lil Johnny Jokes
« Reply #206 on: January 20, 2019, 07:00:56 PM »

One morning, a firefighter came to Little Johnny's classroom to give a safety presentation.
He held up a smoke alarm and asked the class if anyone knew what it was.
Little Johnny immediately raised his hand, and the firefighter called on him to answer.
"That's the bell that tells mom that supper is ready!"

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Re: Lil Johnny Jokes
« Reply #207 on: January 20, 2019, 07:10:16 PM »
:yikes:


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Re: Lil Johnny Jokes
« Reply #208 on: January 21, 2019, 12:53:32 PM »
A third grade teacher always took role call each morning and had the pupils' answer by reciting a short poem.

The first kid sat in the first row was a teacher's pet.

He stood and said, "My name is Dan, and when I become a man, I would like to go to Japan if I can, and I think I can."

The next kid was a little girl who sat in the middle of the room.

She stood up and answered the roll call by stating, "My name is Suzy, and when I become a lady I would like to have a baby if I can, and I think I can."

The next on the list was Little Johnny, sitting in the back of the room.

He stood up and said, "My name is Johnny, and I don't give a damn about Japan but I would like to help Suzy in her plan if I can and I think I can!"



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Re: Lil Johnny Jokes
« Reply #209 on: January 21, 2019, 01:12:58 PM »
:woohoo:


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