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Fafnir

2024 Mar 28 06:20:23
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vash99

2024 Mar 27 10:19:38
yeah well at least the chemo my doctor suggested is a lot less harsh than when my mom had it
 

Radkres

2024 Mar 26 10:42:06
I Hope You Come up Negative on Cancer! Chemo is no Fun!  :3flower;
 

vash99

2024 Mar 26 10:14:09
i did the doctor was slightly concerned but its already fading i go back to work next week with limitations and a referral to an oncologist for blood work and possible chemo
 

thelufias

2024 Mar 26 12:06:16
Any bruising should be reported to your Doctor if you didn't know how it got there.
 

vash99

2024 Mar 23 11:02:10
i do im always walking around this part of town it helps but yesterday i saw a big bruise on my abdomen its already fading but it caught me off guard
 

Radkres

2024 Mar 22 12:27:16
Reminder Do Your Home Work Too! Do Not Be My Aunt Who Does nothing unless they are standing There!  :hug:
 

thelufias

2024 Mar 22 09:20:19
That's a good thing vash...they push you...but it's worth it in the end.
 

vash99

2024 Mar 21 09:34:30
im going to msc in olive branch this weekend for me its physical therapy
 

thelufias

2024 Mar 21 04:14:51
Snow Tomorrow....we shall see....if not....we won't see
 

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2024 Mar 19 09:59:20
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Fafnir

2024 Mar 19 05:36:57
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Pommerlis

2024 Mar 19 04:54:08
Renovating is hard work!
 

vash99

2024 Mar 18 09:45:35
the food is overseasoned and they wake u up every two hours to check vitals, blood test , give the occasional tylonol  i got more sleep in one night home last night than four days in the hospital lolon another note i found the fifth incision its a lot longer than the rest and it stings
 

thelufias

2024 Mar 18 10:49:35
I know what you mean Vash...They wake you up to give you a sleeping pill LOL

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Re: Lil Johnny Jokes
« Reply #220 on: February 09, 2019, 05:38:23 PM »
 :tearlaugh: :tearlaugh: :tearlaugh: :opr8:

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Re: Lil Johnny Jokes
« Reply #221 on: February 09, 2019, 05:41:46 PM »
One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life.

Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny.

Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening.

Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"

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Re: Lil Johnny Jokes
« Reply #222 on: February 09, 2019, 05:44:03 PM »
Attending a wedding for the first time, Little Susie whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"

"Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life."

Little Susie thought about this for a moment, then said "So why is the groom wearing black?"

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Re: Lil Johnny Jokes
« Reply #223 on: February 09, 2019, 06:25:30 PM »
 :tearlaugh: :tearlaugh: :tearlaugh: :tearlaugh: :tearlaugh:  I am glad Little Johnny is up on his anatomy.

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« Reply #224 on: February 09, 2019, 06:33:27 PM »
My father told me a man should buy a black tuxedo for his wedding to signify giving up his freedom and so he has some thing to wear at his funeral if he gets caught not giving up that freedom.

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Re: Lil Johnny Jokes
« Reply #225 on: February 10, 2019, 09:48:23 AM »
I was told the same thing LOLOLOLOL

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Re: Lil Johnny Jokes
« Reply #226 on: March 05, 2019, 07:30:38 PM »

My teacher said, "If you think about anything long enough, it gets easier."
I said, "I don't know about that Miss.
Last night I was thinking about you for a bit and it just got harder."

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Re: Lil Johnny Jokes
« Reply #227 on: March 06, 2019, 05:25:38 AM »
:tearlaugh: :pervy:


"But who is stronger, truly, I asked myself, he who continues to wound and bleed himself to please others, or he who refuses any longer to do so?"


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« Reply #228 on: March 06, 2019, 03:08:11 PM »
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Re: Lil Johnny Jokes
« Reply #229 on: March 06, 2019, 03:16:59 PM »
Little Susie comes home from school and tells her Mom that the boys were asking her to do cartwheels and said she was very good.

Mom said: "Don't do that again..... The boys only want to see your knickers!"

Susie said: "I know,  which is why I put them in my schoolbag!"