Alice and White Rabbit walk into a Tea bar...

"Tiiiinnn! Are we sure it's not the rabbit that "Enchanter Tim?" told us about? ...please don't let it be that rabbit, please don't let it be that rabbit... it'd be too hard to eat..
"Yes, I'm sure.. it doesn't have the big, nasty teeth. And it's a friend of Alice. You remember Alice. She came here with Dorothy that time."
"He's not going to eat you. TinMan explained who you are. but still, probably don't make any sudden moves..."
"Are you sure? He looks hungry..."